Hazardous material data sheet

ELEMENT: Woman

SYMBOL: O+

DISCOVERER: Adam



ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55 Kg, but known to vary from 45 kg to 225 kg



PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1.Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint

2.Boils at absolutely nothing-freezes for no apparent reason

3.Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore



CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones

2. Explodes spontaneous without reason or warning

3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man



COMMON USE

1. Higly ornamental, especiallly in sports cars

2. Can greatly aid relaxation

3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent



HAZARDS

1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen

2. Possesion of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact

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